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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9448 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.