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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2150 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6118 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 60 |
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started a protest against the iron golems for their aggressive behavior, and where the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe (watch out for their explosive finale)!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of sheep who have formed a cult worshiping a golden carrot, and a mysterious player who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard from the future.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server – or at least get a good story to tell your friends!
