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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7370 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like a zoo on steroids, but wit no cages. u can see all da animal species u never even knew existed. we got unicorns, dragons, even a freakin’ sasquatch walkin’ around.
if u join dis server, u can ride a dolphin through da sky, tame a griffin as ur loyal steed, and battle a herd of zombie llamas. trust me, u ain’t never gonna be bored on dis server.
plus, we got a secret underground lair filled wit treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. u just gotta find da secret entrance hidden in da jungle. but be warned, there’s a giant spider guardin’ da entrance.
so, what u waitin’ for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and live out all ur wildest fantasies. just watch out for dat sasquatch, he’s a prankster.
