Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…
Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd
Jade Craft SMP: LGBTQ Friendly Server
1.20.x client, Community Focused, Custom Items, Custom keys, Fun place to play, Grinding, Jobs, Land Claims, LGBTQ Owned, Player Run Economy, Player Warps, Relaxed players, Rewarding gameplay, Safe Environment, voting ranks
Jade Craft SMP
LGBTQ Owned. Looking for chill players who want a fun place to play!
We focus on the core stuff in the game. All cool items are earned by grinding and crafting. Even our crate system works this way, taking time to make keys. We want players to feel good for their time, not their money.
Safe space for LGBTQ players. That’s our main goal!
Key Features: Custom items, Player economy, Jobs, Land Claims, Player warps, Voting ranks!
If you wanna give this server a shot, go ahead! Join using any 1.20.x client.
jadecraftsmp.mc-play.org
Slaindox Adventure
better mobs, community suggestions, cracked players, Cure boredom, Discord, endless adventures, Fair Gameplay, make new friends, Minecraft, modded server, Mods, new dimensions, new maps, premium players, ultimate journey, unforgettable memories, weekly updates
Minecraft Server Info
Slaindox
Join our Minecraft modded server, open to both cracked and premium players!
We’ve got an awesome mix of mods with new maps, better mobs, new dimensions, and more. Our server is designed to cure boredom, help you make new friends, and create unforgettable memories.
We update every Friday, so there’s always something new to enjoy. Our adventures are endless and can take days to finish!
We ensure a safe and fun experience by preventing cheating and keeping the gameplay fair.
What makes us different? We listen to our community and take your suggestions to make the server better for everyone.
Don’t miss out on the fun—join our Discord now for more info on how to play and start your ultimate Minecraft journey!
slaindox.mysrv.us
Skyblock Minas & Missions
Active Staff, Animal areas, Dungeons, Improves on the islands, MINAS, Minions, Missions, Personalized enchantments, Planting areas, Skyblock
Skyblock Server Information
- Active staff
- Personalized enchantments
- Missions
- Minas
- Dungeons
- Planting areas
- Animal areas
- Improves on the islands
- Minions
And more!
skyblock.net.br
Haxxsmp Conquest
Adventure, Anarchy, base building, Community, Conquer, Creative, Customization, Economy, Events, Exploration, Mods, multiplayer, player-driven, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Story-Driven, Survival, Wiki
Haxxsmp Server Info
The Haxxsmp server is all about chaos and stories. Build a base, fight others, help with the wiki, and make your mark. Over 1000 players have joined, and the world is about 2GB big.
Join now and be part of the adventure!
haxxsmp.minehut.gg
Vanilla MP Hub
added features, Collaborative, Community, community decisions, community involvement, community-driven, Decisions, Features, gameplay, gameplay enhancements, Interactive, Minecraft, multiplayer, player ran, player-driven, Punishments, rules, Server, Vanilla
Vanilla Multiplayer
Vanilla Multiplayer is a player-run server with some extra stuff to make the game smoother. The idea is for the whole community to have a say in what goes on, what gets added or changed, and who gets in trouble for breaking rules. Sounds like a cool place to hang out and play Minecraft with friends!
vanillamultiplayer.com
ClassicPenRoleplayPrisonGuardQuests
auction house, Become a Parolee, Bounties, ClassicPenRoleplayPrisonGuardQuests, Discord, Gangs, multiple ways to earn money, or a prison plot, Parkour challenges and hidden Quests, Prestiges, Rent a prison cell, Roleplay, server ip, So What’s the Deal?, solitary confinement, Swords and Potions are all illegal, The Grind, What are the Ranks, What makes this server different?, What’s a Guard?, You start with basic tools
Minecraft Server Overview
Discord Join Discord Server IP play.thepen-mc.net Overview
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
Key Features
- Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
- Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
- Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
- Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
- Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
- Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
- Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining
Community Aspects
- Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
- Join the Discord community to apply for the Guard position
Ranks
Rank Requirements A – Default Prisoner B – $25,000 C – $80,000 D – $250,000 E – $800,000 Parolee – $1,500,000 Citizen – $2,000,000 Guard Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband SrGuard Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges Warden Administrator Position SrWarden Senior Administrator Position FAQ
What makes this server different?
This server offers a classic prison experience with a focus on community, grinding, and PVP elements.
What are the rules enforced by Guards?
Guards enforce rules such as no PVP, no swords, no potions, and no bows within the prison.
How can I apply to be a Guard?
Join the server and Discord community to apply for the Guard position.
Pantheon Realm: Olympus
MC Pantheon
Now live with our oneblock realm, Olympus, featuring economy, duels, quests and more. Launching more gamemodes soon!
play.mcpantheon.net
SLADE SMP Adventures
Adventure, Community, Joinable, Journey, keywords, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Sladesmp, smp, Survival, tags
SLADE SMP
Welcome to SLADE SMP!
Join us on our journey in this survival and lifesteal server. More exciting features coming soon!
slade.gg:27214
Wizard Survival Quests
Auctions, Challenges, crafting recipes, Custom Shops, Economy, Enchantments, Griefing, HACKING, Land Protection, mine, Minecraft, Ores, Players, PvP, Rewards, rules, Server, Skills, Spawn, Survival, wizard
Wizard Survival
Are you ready for a wild ride? Check out Wizard Survival! Our Minecraft server has tons of cool stuff like skills, land protection, money, PvP, shops, a mine that respawns ores, challenges, special enchantments, crafting recipes, auctions, and prizes. We can fit up to 150 players and we’re on Minecraft 1.19.2. It’s always exciting here! Just follow the rules: no cheating and no wrecking stuff. So why wait? Come hang out and see the magic of Wizard Survival!
Join us now!
play.wizard.gifts
IvyCraft Skyblock Adventure
Adventure, Competition, Cosmetics, creativity, Custom Items, Enchanting, Exploration, imagination, Journey, Memories, Mob Arenas, multiplayer, Payouts, player-oriented, Realm, Skyblock, Universe
IvyCraft
IvyCraft is a super cool Minecraft server that’s all about making you feel like a boss. You’ll find tons of awesome stuff to do, like custom items, Skyblock challenges, and mob arenas that will get your heart racing. Plus, there are sweet rewards and cool cosmetics to show off your style. Join IvyCraft now and get ready for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Let’s go have some fun together!
play.ivycraft.net