Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…
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SunBlockCraft
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Yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even The Bible talks about it? yea, u heard me right! our server is so legendary, it’s mentioned in ancient texts! join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that even the gods can’t resist!we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! our world is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!
plus, our community is like a big happy family, always ready to help u out and make u laugh with their hilarious jokes and pranks. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!
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TauBusterCraft
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HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOTTA TAU ANTIBODY THAT WILL MAKE U STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD! WE’RE LIKE THE QUEENSLAND BRAIN INSTITUTE BUT FOR MINECRAFT PLAYERS! WE’LL HELP U TARGET THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE THEY’RE HARMFUL PROTEIN AGGREGATES IN ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES!
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RagerSMP
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RagerSMP is a Minecraft survival server managed by YouTuber ShadowRagerYT. The server offers a range of features including land claiming, homes, kits, ranks, and more! Join the community for an exciting and engaging experience.
ragersmp.xyz
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Welcome to The Cursed Doomlands: Where the mods are wacky, the PVP is friendly, and the fantasy is…well, fantastical!
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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Status 24/7 RAM 6 GB Custom Modpack Yes, regularly updated Modpack Details
The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, expanding upon base-game Minecraft with medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Some of the mods included are Create, Ice and Fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, and IDAS.
Features
- Improved Vanilla structures
- New dungeons
- Over 100+ mods with new blocks, items, and enemies
Playerbase
Most players are aged between 14-25, with the server owner being 18. All are welcome to join as long as they follow the rules.
Join Us on Discord
If you are interested in joining, head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc
FAQs
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 14 years old?
A: Yes, all ages are welcome as long as the rules are followed.
Q: Are there any banned mods or items on the server?
A: We have a list of banned mods and items to ensure a fair gameplay experience for all players.
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TipTopCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!Join us and experience the thrill of economists on the left and right battling it out in epic debates about tax policy while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Who knew tax policy could be so exhilarating?
With one bad idea layered on top of another, you never know what crazy twists and turns await you on our server. It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft, with nonstop action and unpredictability.
So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
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NeighborhoodWanderer Minecraft SMP
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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of looking through dirty windows in-game? Well, have no fear because our window washing service is here to save the day! Our team of expert window washers will make your virtual windows sparkle like never before.But wait, there’s more! Today only, we are offering a special discount of 70% off our regular price of 700 diamonds! That’s right, you can get your windows cleaned for just 210 diamonds if you sign a contract right now. Don’t miss out on this amazing deal!
Our window washing team is known for their attention to detail and top-notch cleaning skills. We guarantee that your windows will be so clean, you’ll swear you can see into other dimensions! So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let us wash your windows like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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DocSMP: “Your health bar is looking a bit low”
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Our health care professional-themed SMP will have you in stitches with the wackiest medical advice you’ve ever heard. Need a doctor’s note to skip mining duty? No problem, just ask Dr. Zombie! Want some questionable medical procedures done on your pet wolf? Dr. Creeper is your guy! Join us for a wild ride of medical madness and who knows, you might even leave with a prescription for diamond armor!
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BlockyHire: 10K Freelancers
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Imagine a Minecraft server where you can hire an army of remote freelancers to build your dream pixelated palace! Need a giant statue of yourself made out of diamond blocks? No problem, just send a request to one of our 10,000 freelancers and watch it magically appear in your virtual world.But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame those pesky dragons and turn them into your loyal pets. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Just ask our Whisperer and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Creeper DJ. Dance the night away with exploding beats and make friends with all the creepers on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!
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MartianAquaCraft
Astrobiology, Astronomy, crust, discovery, Extraterrestrial, liquid water, mars, mars water, martian, Martian crust, Martian surface, MartianAquaCraft, planetary exploration, red planet, reservoirs, Science, Space discovery, space exploration, space research, underground water, Water
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ earth? well come join our minecraft server where we got MARS WATER! yep, u heard right, liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust! come build ur own space base and mine for space diamonds while sippin’ on that sweet sweet Mars water. who needs earth when u can have Mars water, amirite? join us now and become a space pioneer in the craziest minecraft server in the galaxy!
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VitD50 Survival Craft
yo, dis server be like finding a diamond in a mine full of dirt. we got vitamin D levels higher than a giraffe’s neck, boosting your survival probability like a boss. ain’t no confounders gonna mess with you here, we got your back like a trusty diamond sword. join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one vitamin D level at a time!