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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	543	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

CraftyAnon’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started breakdancing instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

GraveCraftersUnited

#coughing, Apology, Boundaries, cold, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, disowned, family, family dynamics, Fever, Frustration, Funeral, generational differences, GraveCraftersUnited, Migraine, misunderstanding, personal space, Respect, Sickness, sore throat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Love Letters Sent:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saying “NO” won’t get you arrested, but might just save you from getting poked and teased by your virtual grandmother! Join us for a wild adventure where you can actually be left alone when you’re sick, unlike in real life where you might be disowned for standing up for yourself.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been told they’re not sick when they clearly are, and for those who just want to be left in peace while they mine and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a special feature where you can wear a mask in public without getting yelled at – what a concept!

So come join us on this crazy journey where you can escape the madness of real life and enjoy some much-needed peace and quiet. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual family members who actually understand the concept of personal space and boundaries. See you in the game!

RedditGals Minecraft Server

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty, Behavior, Communication, Confidence, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, Girls, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Minecraft, misconceptions, Opinions, Personality, Preferences, reddit, RedditGals, relationships, Server, Standards

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1090	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with sweaty try-hards who think they’re the hottest thing since diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is run by a group of sassy, no-nonsense Reddit girls who are here to show those boys who’s boss!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic build battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground lairs where we plot world domination (or at least domination of the server)! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of adorable Minecraft kittens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the girls rule and the boys drool, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a Reddit girl who can out-mine, out-build, and out-sass anyone in the Minecraft universe!

TrendKillerCraft

ANNOYING, cringeworthy, exhausted, fads, fashion, hyped up, obsolete, out of style, Outdated, overdone, Overrated, passé, pop culture, Repetitive, social media, Tiresome, TrendKillerCraft, trends, unfashionable, unpopular, viral

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring, outdated Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers throwing epic dance parties.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughing so hard)!

As for the trend we can’t wait to see die? Boring, vanilla Minecraft servers. Say goodbye to the same old same old and hello to a world of wacky fun and non-stop laughter!

CraftyUkrainians

Conflict, counteroffensive, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Launch, Military, military intervention, military tactics, nato, Official, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, WAIT, year

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, ukraine is like, waiting a whole year before they can like, attack again, but like, in the meantime, you can join this epic minecraft server and like, start your own counteroffensive against the creepers and zombies and stuff.

our server is so lit, like, we have diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

plus, like, we have this secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plan your next epic attack on the ender dragon.

join now and show ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

FrostyFossilCraft

ancient fossils, Antarctic fossils, antarctica, Antarctica fossils, climate change impact, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, fossil preservation, Fossils, FrostyFossilCraft, frozen fossils, ice age fossils, ice core samples, paleontological study, perfectly preserved, Permafrost, permafrost fossils, polar region fossils, prehistoric remains, preserved, scientific research

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	1943
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our server and dig up some FROZEN DINOSAURS like a real-life INDIANA JONES. who needs boring old diamonds when you can have a T-REX SKULL as a helmet? plus, you can ride around on a WOOLLY MAMMOTH instead of a boring old horse. come on, you know you want to be the COOLEST MINECRAFTER in all of ANTARCTICA.

FungiFeverCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and battle against fungi that have evolved to resist drugs thanks to climate change! imagine facing off against a giant mushroom boss that can heal itself and summon spore minions to attack you. but don’t worry, you can craft special anti-fungal potions to defeat them and save the day! come join the fun and help us save the world from the fungal apocalypse!

BadWolfMC – Where even the Endermen pay rent on time! Join now for a gaming adventure like no other!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Potions Brewed:	173	Dragons Tamed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

IP	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Highlights
✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
🪶 Several game modes and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes!
🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization!
✨ Lots of interesting mechanics to enhance your experience both in game and out!
🏪 Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs!
🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty!
❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.
👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life.
🗒️ We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved.

Our Mission
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required
If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules
All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited. This is true even in PvP and for seemingly abandoned builds – if it’s not yours, don’t touch it.
No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t rage, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.

FAQ
1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	No, all players must be 18 years of age or older to join.
2. Are there any restrictions on griefing?	Yes, no griefing is allowed. Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is strictly prohibited.
3. Can I use client mods or exploits on the server?	No, only Optifine is allowed. Other client modifications or exploits are not permitted.
4. How can I apply for permissions on the server?	You can apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com.
5. Are there specific rules regarding advertising or spamming?	Yes, no advertising of servers, websites, or mods in chat, and no spamming messages.

TactiCraft Server – &TG

#videogames, Battle Brothers, battletech, Brigador, chameleon, Door Kickers, escape from tarkov, fps, gates of hell, ghost recon, hell let loose, Hitman, hunt showdown, Insurgency, Jagged Alliance, men of war, metal gear, Project Reality, rainbow six, ready or not, RTT, Server, Silent Storm, Splinter Cell, squad, swat, tactical, TactiCraft, TBT, thief, tps, Undetected, wargame, Warno, XCOM

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tactical as it gets? Look no further than our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. From Rainbow Six to Metal Gear, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for epic battles, sneaky stealth missions, and intense strategy sessions. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves (shh, don’t tell anyone). So why wait? Join now and become a master tactician in the world of Minecraft!

HeemCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because The GOATs edition is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding actual goats around the map. That’s right, forget about horses and pigs, our goats are the real MVPs of transportation.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune. It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you dig deep into the earth.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our exclusive “Skydiving with Sheep” mini-game. Strap a parachute onto a sheep and see how far you can glide before landing safely on the ground. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join The GOATs edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to goats, then maybe stay away).