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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7637	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	8583
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	6014
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll spend more time playing than it takes to beat Elden Ring + DLC blindfolded! That’s right, we guarantee at least 200 hours of non-stop fun and adventure.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with creepers that moonwalk, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond disco where you can boogie with Endermen and party with pigs in top hats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon with a carrot, then join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Crops Grown:	1340	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	175
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience a 3D world that will blow your mind! Forget about Nijisanji EN streams, because our server is where the real action is at in 2024.

Join us for the most INSANE adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We have UNICORNS roaming around, DRAGONS flying overhead, and even ALIENS invading from outer space. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can find and tame. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited Diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you speechless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly EPIC!

Blocky Battle Buddies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.