u know, the dutch are known for their epic skills in minecraft, they built windmills and stuff, so u know they gonna be killin it on this server.
plus, we got insider sources telling us that rutte is gonna bring in all his dutch buddies to join us, so we gonna have a whole army of dutch players wrecking havoc on all the other servers out there.
so come join us, bro, and be part of the most epic dutch-led minecraft server in the history of, like, ever. let’s do this!
Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun
195.201.204.247:25814
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?