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NoCashCo NeverAgain

AVOID, bad experience, brand reputation, Company, customer loyalty, customer service, Disappointment, dishonest, dissatisfaction, lost trust, negative experience, never again, NeverAgain, NoCashCo, poor quality, refund, regret, scam, shady practices, unprofessional, unreliable, wasted money

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8593	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that just want to take your money and run? Say goodbye to those losers and join our server instead!

We promise to never ask for a single penny from you because we’re too busy swimming in our pool of diamonds and emeralds. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those money-hungry servers in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraftVP

defector, Diplomacy, diplomat, Government, international relations, KimJongCraftVP, Korean defector, Korean defector story, Korean diplomat, Korean government, Korean international relations, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Korean politics news, Korean reunification, Korean vice minister, North Korea, Politics, reunification, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	7

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

710th, autumn, Calendar, Counting, Cycle, DECEMBER, eighth month, Fun, MonthCraft, Months, months of the year, ninth month, November, October, Order, Repetition, Seasons, September, seventh month, tenth month, Time, Winter, year

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU Minecraft server

Anarchy, FURYTIME.RU, Just For You, minecraft server, Top

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1898	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

The owner of the server «FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.furytime.ru

HELL🖕

abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net

Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server

anime character, Disgusting, foul scent, foul stench, foul-smelling, furry creature, long tail tag, malodorous, Minecraft, Nanachi, Nanachis, odor, offensive, offensive odor, Rabbit, RANK, reeking, repugnant, revolting, Server, Smelly, STINKY, Unpleasant

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Nanachi is stinky! That’s right, one of our players named Nanachi hasn’t showered in weeks and their stench is so potent that it will make your eyes water (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!

CiaoCraft – Roar Panthera Minecraft Server

addict, artist, Buildings, Chattino, CiaoCraft, covers, cute, debut, debut song, English, fanarts, french fries, Guerilla Art Stream, Hardworking, HIBANA, hololive, Italian, Justice, Lore, Mamma, merch, Minecraft, Panthera, pink gatto, pizza, PON, RaorArt, Roar, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	608818	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because this server is run by a pon-loving, cute, hardworking artist mamma who is addicted to pizza with French fries! And did we mention she’s also an Italian pink gatto? Join now for a chance to witness her epic streams where she builds more buildings and hosts guerilla art sessions (yes, you read that right). Plus, she has original songs and covers that will blow your mind. And if that’s not enough, there’s even lore to uncover and merch to buy. So what are you waiting for? Join this outrageous Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

BroCraft Drama: No Help for Bro’s Blabbing Wife!

Blabbing, Boundaries, brocraft, bros, Charity, clout chasing, Drama, estranged, family drama, family dynamics, family rift, Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial emergencies, financial responsibility, financial situation, lottery winner, money management, money requests, privacy, privacy breach, sibling relationships, trust issues, Wife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Star Shards Collected:	169
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life and just chill with some blocky friends. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors asking for handouts.

Join our server and escape the clout-chasing relatives who think winning the lottery means you’re their personal ATM. Build a fortress to keep out the beggars and choosers who only show up when they smell money.

Don’t worry about losing your privacy or dealing with ungrateful family members, because on this server, the only drama is deciding which color of wool to use for your pixel art masterpiece.

So come on over and join us, where the only financial emergencies are when you accidentally spend all your diamonds on a fancy new pickaxe. Let’s block out the haters and craft some epic adventures together!

DisagreeCraft: UnpopularOpinions

alternative perspective, contrary stance, contrasting opinion, controversial, different perspective, differing outlook, disagree, DisagreeCraft, dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting view, divergent viewpoint, minority perspective, nonconformist stance, opposing belief, popular opinion, unconventional opinion, unconventional view, unique viewpoint, unorthodox belief, unpopular belief, UnpopularOpinions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opinions being thrown around? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the wackiest and most outrageous opinions out there! From believing that pineapples belong on pizza to thinking that socks with sandals are the height of fashion, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride where you can express your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Who knows, you might even find someone who agrees with you that cats are actually aliens sent to spy on us!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who shares your love for wearing socks with flip flops in the winter. It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace it all!

CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity

ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, archaeological dig, archaeology, buried, cave collapse, cave collapse risk, cave exploration, cave preservation, Cavecraft, Excavation, hidden treasures, Hilarity, historical artifacts, historical discovery, historical excavation, historical preservation, historical research, human history, structurally unsound caves, underground exploration, underground history, unearthed

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.