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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 924 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 309063 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 77 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?