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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5856 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?