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ShortyCraft
Are you tired of towering over everyone in your country because you’re a giant at a whopping 185cm tall? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and experience life as a tiny human in a world where everyone else is over 6 feet tall! Watch out for low doorways and be prepared to climb on stools just to reach the kitchen counter. It’s a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Join now and see what life is like when you’re not the tallest person in the room. -
CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server
CraftyCuntz, 052d89bf99ad298a133c8a77ce3afbcea916c9de349222ddab932242f26ef26f35, session thread, cunts, tik tokAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!
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DivorceCraft – Not My Fault
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family reunions? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family baggage behind. We promise no one will insult your culture or bring up past divorces here!Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!
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BeeMineCraftServer
Are you tired of being in relationships that are as stable as a creeper in a minefield? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to love and hello to blocks! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about dating and focus on building the perfect castle instead. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe in hand? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovestruck player who died trying to impress their crush with a redstone contraption. So if you want to avoid a similar fate, come join us and embrace the single life in style! -
RenewableCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, bros and broettes! come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got renewable energy up the wazoo! like, did you know that over 50% of public electricity in the EU comes from renewables now? that’s like, totally rad, dude!Join our server and harness the power of windmills and solar panels to build the most lit creations ever! imagine a world where creeper explosions are powered by clean, green energy – it’s like, mind-blowing, man!
Plus, we got crazy mini-games where you can race against your friends using only renewable energy sources! who needs gas-guzzling cars when you can ride a solar-powered minecart to victory?
So, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the renewable revolution! let’s save the planet, one block at a time!
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RocketRaidersMC
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rockets flying everywhere like Hamas in Khan Yunis, but like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? Imagine dodging rockets while building your epic castle, it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually exploding, bro. Plus, our community is lit AF, like a party in a creeper-infested cave. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! -
LockOpenCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the doors have a mind of their own! lock a door while it’s open and watch as it defies all logic and stays wide open, like a stubborn llama refusing to move!our server is full of wacky surprises and mind-bending glitches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably. want to see a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? we got you covered!
explore our vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be discovered. but be warned, you may encounter some strange creatures along the way, like a creeper with a mustache or a zombie doing the cha-cha slide.
join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!
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Realmportal: Where even the creepers are enchanted with magical RPG powers! Join now for a dazzling adventure in 1.20.4
Features Choose a class with various skills Level up RPG style and craft unique items Battle diverse mobs and challenge new bosses Descend into massive dungeons Fly on dragons and explore new biomes Engage in player shops, auctions and factories Protect your fortress and riches with land claims QOL features like player warps, /sethome, /tpa Immersive experience with new textures, models, and sounds FAQ
Question Answer Can I choose my class? Yes, players can choose a class with various skills. Are there bosses to challenge? Yes, there are over 40 new bosses to challenge. Is griefing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server. What kind of economy features are available? Players can engage in player shops, auctions, and factories. Are there protection features for my possessions? Yes, players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims. Is there a resource pack required to play? Yes, players can simply accept the resource pack on join. Is the server free to play? Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements. -
CuteCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where a mysterious woman will approach you and offer you a spot in her harem because she thinks you’re cute! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now for a chance to live out your wildest harem dreams in the virtual world. Just watch out for jealous creepers trying to ruin your fun! -
ArcticRain Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s colder than your ex’s heart, wetter than a soggy sponge, cozier than a Snuggie, safer than a bank vault, and friendlier than a Golden Retriever on Prozac? Look no further, because our server has all that and more!Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”
So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!