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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6896 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 654312 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
