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CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

blanket rule, Budget, christmas gift, Consultation, CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises, DAUGHTER, Event, family, hotel stay, major city, mother-in-law, no more surprises, PTO, Show, soccer season, Standard, telling MIL, Tension, TICKETS, vacation house, WIBTA

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Emeralds Found:	2903
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

beloved shows, binge-worthy, bring it back, cancelled shows, cancelled too early, cancelled too soon, cult classic, disappointing decisions, Entertainment, fan favorite, fan outcry, HEARTBREAK, missed opportunities, Netflix, NetflixCancelledNoMoreMinecraftSMP, renewals, streaming, television, TV series, Underrated, wish list

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

SnackAttackCraft

can’t say no, comfort food, craving satisfaction, cravings, DELICIOUS, favorite snack, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Irresistible, irresistible snack, mouth watering, Munchies, must-have snack, satisfying, snack, snack attack, snack cravings, snack time, SnackAttackCraft, temptation, Treat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?

Holy Block Minecraft Server

BIBLE, BLOCK, Christian beliefs, christian music, christian videos, Christianity, Divine, eternal life, FAITH, gospel, grace, HOLY, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, praise, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, SPIRITUAL, Worship

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

heem, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama, Budget, cold, emotions, fast track, Funeral, ghosted, honeymoon, Minecraft, Obnoxious, patch things up, plus one, rocky situation, Server, stand my ground, Thank you Cards, true colors, two weeks, Wedding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	3349
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!

WeddingDressDrama

bridezilla, family conflict, family dynamics, future daughter, generational dress, honesty in relationships, importance of tradition, Jealousy, long term relationship, lying about engagement, refusing requests, sharing family heirlooms, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sisterly competition, wedding dress, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind! Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any wedding dress drama.

We promise that no one will ask to borrow your pixelated wedding dress, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are too busy mining diamonds to worry about petty sibling rivalries.

So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds over outdated fashion choices.

FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears

anxiety, confronting fears, ConquerYourFears, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearlessSMP, mental health, overcoming fears, personal growth, phobias, worst fear

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, your worst fear will come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant zombie pigman riding a spider jumps out at you. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cabin only to have it haunted by ghostly villagers who refuse to leave? Join our server if you dare, and face your worst fears in the most unexpected ways possible!

BlockyPainGone

BlockyPainGone, coping mechanisms, difficult experiences, emotional pain, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, inner strength, Loss, mental health, overcoming challenges, Pain, personal growth, physical pain, Recovery, resilience, Suffering, support system, Therapy, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5273
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Farms Harvested:	189	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

OilRaiders2020

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Decision making, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, nuclear deal, oil strike, OilRaiders2020, peace talks, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6332

so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!