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CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

BETTING, CraftyNASFAQ, cryptofags, fake stock market, financial market simulator, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, leaderboard, Minecraft, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, national TV, numberfagging, Reports, research, RETURNS, Schedule, Server, stock market game, Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, thread lore, Trading, wallet analyzer

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1648	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	90
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza

#youtube, BETTING, big, bonanza, BOOTY, cryptofags, dividends, Electrum, F.U.C.K. Reports, fake stock market game, global financial market simulator, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, Marine’s Big Fat Ass, MARINES, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, numberfagging, Oshiboard, research, returns report, Schedule, thread lore, Vtuber, wallet analyzer

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of fake stock markets and virtual coins representing your favorite Hololive members? Look no further than /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Marine’s Big Fat Ass (and Dividends) Edition! Join us for some numberfagging fun with a twist of actual-schizos energy.

Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?

With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?

So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!

FutureCraft2100

2100, Advancements, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft2100, futuristic society, new world, questions, scientific research, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal, Technology, Time Jump, time period, time travel, unknown, waking up in a lab, waking up in the future

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	8692
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Imagine waking up in the year 2100 and being greeted by a group of scientists staring at you like you’re a rare species of panda! The first thing you should ask is not “Where am I?” or “What year is it?” but rather “Can I still play Minecraft in the future?!” And guess what, on our server, not only can you play Minecraft in the future, but you can also build your own time machine to travel back to the past and mess with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra! Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)

Bosshub

bedrock, Bosses, Bosshub, Community, custom fishing, Discord, Features, Feedback, Homes, java, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Support, Survival, talent trees, Voting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Java IP: Bosshub.net Bedrock IP: Bosshub.net Port: 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/FAFSZ3HVvp

Welcome to Bosshub, A server that provides so many features! We are a SMP server that listens to player feedback and tries to make the server the best it can possibly be! The server welcomes all players – Bedrock and Java!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience such as homes, bosses, custom fishing, talent trees, quests, and so much more!!!

Show your support for the server by voting! We appreciate every single one of our players!!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

23.139.82.105:25571

✧˚Capy World̥˚✧

bedrock, Capy World, Community, Discord, EasyWarp, Essentialsx, Events, Friends, Griefprevention, java, long term, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, OnePlayerSleep, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Farms Harvested:	787
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

We would love to have you! ♡ We are a small discord community hosting a small Minecraft server looking for long-term serious players/friends. Working on starting discord and server events 🙂 We really want a consistent amount of people on the server all the time. We started a few months ago and have built a bit but really want more creative friends! Consider joining us! We look forward to meeting you.

• Version 1.21

• SMP Style

• Java & Bedrock

• Plugins : EasyWarp, GriefPrevention, OnePlayerSleep, EssentialsX

capyworld.apexmc.co:26074

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Alabama, arkansas, asl, Contact, Discord, Florida, georgia, interests, kentucky, looking for, Louisiana, Minecraft, Mississippi, North Carolina, not looking for, Physical description, Server, south carolina, Southeastern Thread, tennessee, ThreadCraft, Virginia, West Virginia

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Votes:	9561	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all over the US, from Alabama to Florida to West Virginia, all ready to team up and take on the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

Our Discord is the place to be for all the latest gossip, tips, and hilarious memes. Want to find a fellow player who shares your love of building giant castles? Or maybe you’re on the hunt for a PvP partner who can take down mobs like a pro. Whatever you’re looking for, our server has got you covered.

But beware, we’ve got some rules too. No griefing, no stealing, and absolutely no building ugly dirt huts (seriously, we have standards). If you break the rules, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident Minecraft wizard, who can turn your diamond armor into a pumpkin with just a flick of his wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if you end up spending hours mining for diamonds instead of doing your homework. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right team by your side, you can conquer anything. See you in the game!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism awareness, AutisticCraft, Challenges, Communication, coping mechanisms, developmental delays, Emotional support, Frustration, Joshipedos, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, neurodiversity, patience, progress, repetitive behaviors, sensory overload, Server, severely autistic, special needs, Therapy, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary joshipedos and the severely autistic players who just can’t seem to let it go. It’s been 63 days and they’re still causing chaos and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You won’t find a party like this anywhere else in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoHabloEspanolMCServer

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Conversation, Cultural differences, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, foreign language, guests, Language, misunderstandings, multicultural, NoHabloEspanolMCServer, parenting, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Visitors

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	236
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we speak the language of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and mysterious caves to explore.

Looking for a server where you can feel involved and not left out like a lost sheep? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to join with your friends and make memories that will last a lifetime.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter strange creatures, hidden traps, and even a few mischievous players trying to steal your diamonds. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

So come on over and join us on this wacky Minecraft journey. Who knows, you may even uncover the mystery of why your mom only speaks Spanish when your girlfriend is around. It’s a secret quest waiting to be solved!

WeddingCraft: No Fam Allowed

abusive relationships, Allowed, Cultural differences, fam, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family involvement, family relationships, INDEPENDENCE, intercultural marriage, parental control, wedding boundaries, wedding budget, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding finances, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4567	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with blocks and creepers instead of annoying relatives.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of planning a wedding without the help of your family. Build your dream wedding venue in Italy, invite all your Minecraft friends, and leave the drama at the door (or in the Nether, whichever works).

Who needs a week-long Indian wedding with 150 people when you can have a cozy villa in Italy with 50 of your closest Minecraft buddies? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience.

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding between a diamond sword or a bow and arrow, join our server today! And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the boss of your own world – no family drama allowed!

ConceptionCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, birthright citizenship, citizenship, Conception, ConceptionCraft, CONSERVATIVE, debate, Government, Ideology, immigration, Life, Minecraft, Nationality, policy, political stance, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republicans, Server, society, VALUES

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest block castle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your political worries behind as you embark on a journey to create the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. And hey, if you were conceived in a different country, no worries! On our server, you automatically receive citizenship to the land you were conceived in. That’s right, your blocky avatar can now proudly represent its country of conception.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few political debates (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?

CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms

BIAS, character assassination, controversy, CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms, democrats, double standards, drug addiction, Ethics, family, hunter biden, JD Vance, judgment, media scrutiny, mocking, morality, political attacks, political hypocrisy, public figures, republicans, social media, societal norms

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	204	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a herd of pigs in a mud bath.

We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombies or skeletons. So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama, look no further. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So why did Republicans mock Hunter for drug addiction but Democrats never mocked JD Vance’s mom? Who cares when you can be building your dream castle in our server instead! Join us today and let the madness begin!

Toilet Teleportation Craft

bathroom emergencies, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom jokes, bathroom struggles, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, Craft, digestive system, funny, funny experiences, funny observations, funny quotes, funny situations, funny stories, humor, poop jokes, relatable, Teleportation, TOILET, toilet humor, toilet jokes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4005
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Crops Grown:	1526
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!