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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5739 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 237 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.
In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.
Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!
