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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret talks with russia about reopening gas pipelines, just like trump did! who knew minecraft could be so political? build your own pipeline and negotiate with world leaders while crafting diamonds and fighting off creepers. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! join now for a chance to be the next minecraft diplomat! -
CyberCraftRusNoMore
OMG GUYS, U HEAR ABOUT DIS SERVER? IT SO LIT, EVEN US GOV HAS TO SUSPEND THEIR CYBER OPS AGAINST RUSSIA JUST TO PLAY ON IT! LIKE, THE SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN THE BIG BOYS IN WASHINGTON CAN’T RESIST! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN SEE PUTIN DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS IN A PIXELATED MINE! LOLZ! -
Screwed Cap Strong Weak
come join our minecraft server where the players are so strong they can screw bottle caps shut with their bare hands! we have epic battles where players use bottle caps as weapons and the winner gets to keep them as trophies. our server is so intense, you’ll never be able to open a bottle again without thinking of us.join us at: epicBottleCapWarriors.About.minecraft
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Feathered Peaks – Avian Realm 1.21.3
Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then look no further! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, but also with dragons and creepers ready to blow your mind!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the craziest castles and houses that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous! Plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map just waiting for you to find them.
But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit parties every weekend, with DJ villagers spinning the sickest beats and fireworks lighting up the sky. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pandas, llamas, and even a pet zombie named Bob.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, once you step foot in our server, you’ll never wanna leave. Let’s get this block party started, baby!
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SisWeddingDramaCraft
come join our minecraft server, it’s like a wedding in a foreign country but without the drama! imagine a world where you can escape all the in-law craziness and just build to your heart’s content.we promise no one will call you rude for wanting to have a good time in our server. plus, you don’t have to worry about PTO or long flights with a 13-month-old baby. just hop on and start crafting your dream world.
who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? join us and let’s build some epic memories together. because in the end, isn’t that what really matters? #minecraftweddingdrama
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NepoCraft: Born to Mine!
Do you think baby Nepo has what it takes to dominate the Minecraft world? Imagine a world where baby Nepo is the ruler of all things blocky and pixelated. Join our server and witness the epic rise of baby Nepo as they build the most insane structures and defeat all enemies with their adorable charm. Who needs talent when you have baby Nepo leading the way? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build the most insane weapons and go to war with other players! our defense stocks are surging like crazy because everyone wants to get in on the action. arm up and get ready for the ultimate battle for domination! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the arms race that will go down in history! -
WarbucksCraft – Putin’s Fiscal Folly
OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ PUTIN IS FINALLY NEGOTIATING LIKE WHAAAAT. HE BE LIKE “I NEED TO PLAY MINECRAFT AND CHILL” CUZ MOSCOW BE STRUGGLING TO FINANCE DA WAR. SO NOW HE BE LOOKING FOR FISCAL BREATHING ROOM AND U CAN HELP HIM BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING HIM A CASTLE OR SOMETHING. MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A DIAMOND OR A GOLDEN APPLE, WHO KNOWS. BUT SERIOUSLY, JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE PART OF PUTIN’S MINECRAFT SQUAD. #PUTINLOVESMINECRAFT #WORLDPEACEBYBUILDINGBLOCKS -
Blocky Builders: The Materialist Era
technological advancements, architectural legacy, societal values, architectural styles, Architecturecome join our minecraft server where we build the craziest and most materialistic creations you’ve ever seen! our players have built entire cities made out of diamonds and gold, with skyscrapers reaching the clouds!we even have a secret underground base made entirely out of emerald blocks, guarded by a team of diamond-armored llamas!
if you want to be part of the most op and extravagant server in minecraft history, then join us now!
IP: MaterialistMadness.About.Materialism