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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3841 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7330 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like in this crazy household! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Horse jumping onto the kitchen counters to steal food!
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, just like training Horse out of his food-stealing habits. Can you conquer the obstacles in our server just like Horse conquers the kitchen counter?
Join us for an unforgettable experience, just like Lilo’s unforgettable meals that Horse can’t resist. And don’t worry, we promise not to let Horse near your virtual food – unless you want a little extra challenge, that is!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as unpredictable as living with a food-loving dog. Who knows, you might just come out on top – just like Horse when he manages to snag a tasty treat!
