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SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Star Shards Collected:	250
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	93	Chimeras Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	6497	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7007	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	2739	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!