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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3416 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?
