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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7482 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
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