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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8496 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2336 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
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