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SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

Activity, blocks, Country, Cyclists, Environment, hot, Lost, motorcyclists, Outdoor, Pollution, ROAD, road behavior, road etiquette, road habits, road pollution, road safety, road users, SWISS, SwissCheeseCraft, Transportation, travel, weather, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaelzBrush, Baelzs, blocky, BrewinWBae, Colour MV, covers, CraftyRats, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lacks ego., Member’s Blue Lock, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Promise swag, rrat, Rust, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3714	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

anti cheat, Cheaters, competitive, cs:go, Everyones, First Person Shooter, Frustration, Gaming, hackers, lem, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Paradise, player experience, Quitting, Rage Quit, Rating, skill level, toxic community, unfair play, valve, winner

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Buildings Constructed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

City Living, city planning, community dynamics, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, gentrification, large cities, minority populations, Population, predominantly white, racial composition, racial demographics, racial makeup, segregation, Server, Snowy, Social Issues, suburbs, urban areas, urban development, urbanization

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

adult content, Adventure, blocky, collaboration, Community, creative input, Decision making, developers, development process, Discord, experienced, game design, game development, game industry, hentai, impactful decisions, involvement, Lustful Victor, new beginning, Project, team effort, Updates, Victors, Vixens

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4683	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	6761	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Towns Built:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	121
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

African American women, BJs, black girls, blocky, Creative, cultural norms, cultural perceptions, Curious, Minecraft, oral sex, race and sex, race and sexuality, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial stereotypes, racialized stereotypes, Server, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual stereotypes, societal expectations, Stereotypes, sucking dick

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3921
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, leg lock, pixie cut, Tomboy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

comparison, criticism, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, GIT, GUD, home, inferiority complex, Insecurity, mental health, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, societal pressure, strength, thirdies, Weakness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Crops Grown:	1238	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

adult content, blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, controversial, demeaning jobs, digital age, EASY, empowerment, Entrepreneurship, Exploitation, financial independence, incel, online platform, onlyfans, Self-expression, sex work, societal norms, stigma, subscription service, taboo industry, Women, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!