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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4005 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4835 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2071 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
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