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ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1027	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	807208

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

JobPainsMC SMP

favoritism, ineffective communication, job dissatisfaction, JobPainsMC, lack of autonomy, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, poor work-life balance, smp, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, workplace stress

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

ParentingFailCraft

Abuse, bad parenting, detrimental parenting, Dysfunctional family, harmful parenting practices, harmful upbringing, irresponsible parents, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of emotional support, lack of guidance, negative impact on children, negative parenting behaviors, neglect, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, neglectful supervision, ParentingFailCraft, poor role models, toxic family dynamics, unhealthy family environment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

KurskCraft: Drone Wars

aerial assault, Conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military escalation, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Moscow, ongoing conflict, political tensions, russia, security breach, Surveillance, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	293
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine just launched a drone attack on Moscow and the Kursk offensive is still goin’ strong! Like, imagine all the epic battles and explosions happenin’ in this server, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now and be part of the action, build your own fortress and defend it from the craziness happenin’ all around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle and take down some enemies like a boss!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

DNA Mutation Madness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	8957	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, asuka, asuka shikinami langley, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, Full Burst Day, Game Download, Ios, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Mari: Pilot in Summer, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rei, Rei Ayanami, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TENHA, update

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Rank 6 Edition Evangelion Collab where you can battle angels and pilot mechs like a pro!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can team up with other players, a Solo Raid for those who like to go solo, and a Sim Room Overclock that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about Full Burst Day where things get extra crazy on weekends!

Special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi are waiting for you to join their team. And upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will make your gaming experience even more epic!

Dress to impress with costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date and Asuka, Rei, Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And get ready for Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass coming soon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code TENHA to unlock exclusive rewards! Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, early access, Ender, forum, general, Global 1488bricked, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, patch notes, Patch Notes Forum, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Settlers, POE 2, poeg, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Farms Harvested:	837	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	5654	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Animals Bred:	59	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by battling giant spiders and zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that you can tame and ride into battle! And don’t worry about griefers, because we have a ban honeypot that turns them into chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil mobs and maybe even encounter a talking cow who will give you cryptic clues to unlock the ultimate treasure chest!

MommaDontSpillTheBeans

#announcement, advice, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, consent, Decision making, emotions, family, Frustration, mom, MommaDontSpillTheBeans, Mother, Pregnancy, Pregnant, privacy, relationships, secret, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Emeralds Found:	1894
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of your mom spilling the beans about your pregnancy before you’re even ready to announce it to the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee complete privacy when it comes to your personal life! No more unexpected baby announcements from nosy parents!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Let your creativity run wild as you construct the most epic structures and explore vast landscapes. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special “Privacy Shield” plugin that ensures no one can reveal your secrets without your permission.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pregnancy announcements and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a secret underground bunker to hide from your mom’s gossiping friends. The possibilities are endless!

AnxietySlayer Minecraft SMP

AnxietySlayer, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming anxiety, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self help books, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of friendship and teamwork help you overcome anxiety in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

Our server is like a therapy session, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. We have a support group for players who are afraid of heights in the game, led by our resident expert who once survived a fall from the tallest tower in the land by landing in a pool of slime blocks.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world with your new pixelated pals. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a group of friends ready to take on any mob that comes your way?

ShortLuvGone: Broke up over who gets the diamond armor

armor, Breakup, BROKE, Closure, Communication Issues, DATING, Diamond, emotional connection, failed relationships, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, love, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, shortest relationship, ShortLuvGone, starting over

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of short-lived relationships in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where relationships last longer than a diamond pickaxe! Our players are so committed, they’ll build you a castle just to show their love (and maybe trap you inside, but hey, it’s the thought that counts). Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless love…or at least until someone steals your diamonds. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!