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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9814 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.
Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!
So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!
