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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6184 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.