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FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Farms Harvested:	912
Secret Passages Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	6584
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Star Shards Collected:	233	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Animals Bred:	84
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3837	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Farms Harvested:	271
Enchantments Applied:	152	Buildings Constructed:	18

Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	4177	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!