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Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	55
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

bizarre melodies, bizarre tunes, creepy music, creepy tracks, creepycraft, disturbing songs, eerie songs, eerie tracks, Haunting Melodies, haunting music, Jams, odd music, off-putting music, spooky, spooky tracks, strange songs, uncanny melodies, unintentionally creepy songs, unsettling music, unsettling songs, Unsettling tunes, weird music, weird tunes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Magic Items Found:	5332	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5865
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Animals Bred:	40

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!