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BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP

breakup haircut, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup reinvention, breakup self-care, breakup style transformation, BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP, confidence boost, emotional hair changes, Hair Transformations, male fashion, male grooming, Male self improvement, male self-care, male self-confidence, male self-esteem, men’s hairstyles, men’s mental health, new beginnings, post-breakup makeover, self-care

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Because nothing says “I’m over it” like building a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our community is full of players who will support you through your post-breakup Minecraft therapy sessions. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away those heartbreak blues together!

DrunkCraft: The Bar Brawl Server

abhorrent actions, alcohol-induced antics, appalling actions, bar, brawl, disgraceful behavior, disgusting actions, disturbing actions, drunk behavior, DrunkCraft, drunken shenanigans, embarrassing moments, gross behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, intoxicated behavior, nauseating behavior, outrageous behavior, public intoxication, repulsive behavior, revolting actions, Server, shameful behavior, shocking behavior, vile actions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Have you ever seen a drunk player in Minecraft try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, our exclusive “Drunk Minecraft Olympics” event will have you laughing until you cry as players compete in ridiculous challenges while under the influence. So come on over and see what all the drunken shenanigans are about – just make sure to watch your back around those pigs!

NerveCraft: Mind-Body Connection

autonomic nervous system, Body, Brain, breathing exercises, Communication, Connection, fight or flight response, health, holistic health, longest nerve, meditation, mental health, mind-body connection, MindBody, NerveCraft, nervous system, neuroscience, parasympathetic nervous system, physical health, Relaxation, stress response, vagus nerve, wellness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Animals Bred:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! our longest nerve in the body is like the boss of this server, connecting ur mind and body in ways u never thought possible!

imagine urself mining for diamonds and suddenly u start feeling all tingly and relaxed. that’s cuz our nerve is sending signals to ur brain to chill out and enjoy the game even more! it’s like a massage for ur brain, but in minecraft form!

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will blow ur mind! like one time, we had a giant creeper invasion and everyone had to band together to defeat them. it was epic! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let our longest nerve take u on the wildest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	6321	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Windpress is a publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality books on a wide range of topics. With a focus on innovation and creativity, Windpress strives to bring unique and engaging content to readers around the world. Their team of experienced professionals works tirelessly to ensure that each book is meticulously crafted and meets the highest standards of quality. Through their dedication to excellence, Windpress continues to make a mark in the publishing industry.

DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBT+ Friendly Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, Community, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord communication, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hermitcraftlike, java, Ledger, Lgbt, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season	Season 12 (hosted on 1.21)
Members	350 server members, 550 total members

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply through the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Private ticket system
Diamond economy
Anti-Xray plugins
Organized events
Pokemon channel

Are there any mini seasons in the server?

Yes, mini seasons are held to bridge the gaps between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes like space, magic, etc.

How important is Discord for the server?

Discord is essential for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required to be whitelisted on the server, but there is also a Discord Member role available for chatting and breaks from playing.

AffordableCraft Minecraft Server

affordable, affordable education, affordable future, affordable healthcare, affordable housing, affordable initiatives, affordable lifestyle, affordable living, affordable opportunities, affordable options, affordable policies, affordable prices, affordable products, affordable resources, affordable services, affordable solutions, AffordableCraft, America, Economy, Make America Affordable Again, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchantments and potions? Look no further, because on our server, we’re making America affordable again! Join us for a wild ride where you can trade your useless dirt blocks for valuable resources, thanks to our revolutionary economy system.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s no chicken nugget!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted unlimited pork chops for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wonderful server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Make America affordable again, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – WowCraft SMP – The World of Minecraft Generators

August Trading Post, Blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Cinematic, Gaming Community, Gaming news, Generators, korkron nightsaber, Minecraft, mmorpg, Official WoW News, online gaming, smp, Stormhammer, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, video games, warcraft lore, weapon transmog, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft Gener, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Emeralds Found:	9142	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to ride a Korkron Nightsaber into battle? We got you covered. How about wielding a Stormhammer weapon transmog? We’ve got that too!

Our server is like no other, with events that will blow your mind and challenges that will test your skills to the max. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret portal to the World of Warcraft… 😉

MaidMania Minecraft Server

argument with friend, avoiding new boyfriend, disrespectful request, embarrassing situation, exclusive party, friend drama, humiliating request, MaidMania, meaningful relationship, Minecraft, not a killjoy, not a prude, not wearing costume, refusing to participate, Server, skimpy maid outfit, standing up for boundaries, supportive friend, themed party, weird rich people thing, weird taste, well off family

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t force you to wear skimpy maid costumes to join the party! Unlike some beach party guy who shall remain nameless, we believe in respecting boundaries and having a good time without any weird rich people requests.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that actually values your comfort. No need to worry about being pressured into anything you’re not comfortable with, because on our server, we’re all about having fun in a chill and inclusive environment.

So leave the drama and skimpy costumes behind, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a beach party when you can have a blast with us? Plus, we promise not to ask you to dress up as a maid, unless you really want to…just kidding! Join now and let’s have a hilarious time together!

VacayWreckedCraft

Airbnb, backyard, bbq, code violation, Community, elderly couple, Hoa, jacuzzi, neighbors, noise complaint, nosy neighbors, privacy, privacy concerns, raised deck, rental, resort town, rude behavior, shared gate, vacation, vacation ruined, VacayWreckedCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling on your deck, minding your own business, when suddenly, a wild elderly couple appears next door! But wait, they’re not just any elderly couple, they’re the BBQ-hating, jacuzzi-avoiding, angry neighbors from hell! This dynamic duo decided to rent out the house next door and immediately started throwing shade your way. But fear not, for you are the ruler of your own deck kingdom! Show them who’s boss by asserting your dominance and staying on your deck until the wee hours of the night. Who needs sleep when you can assert your backyard dominance, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to recreate this epic showdown with your virtual neighbors! Build the most epic deck kingdom and show those pixelated neighbors who’s boss. Will you be the BBQ-hating neighbor or the deck-dominating ruler? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP

consumer safety, expert opinions, false assurances, hazardous materials, health risks, hidden dangers, industry deception, medical controversies, Misinformation, misleading information, product recalls, public health, regulatory failures, risk assessment, safety hazards, Scientific consensus, toxic substances, unforeseen consequences, unsafe products, UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of unpredictability and chaos!

Join us if you dare, where once safe activities like mining for diamonds or building a cozy little house can quickly turn into a death-defying adventure. Our server is like a rollercoaster of danger, with surprises around every corner. Who knows, maybe that cute little sheep you were trying to shear will turn into a bloodthirsty monster!

Experts once thought that playing Minecraft was a harmless pastime, but on our server, it’s a whole new ball game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun definitely is!