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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3811 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5061 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!