| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 600 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4008 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2629 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1453 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7598 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3247 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 246 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7928 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8040 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8217 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5833 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5243 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 70 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9267 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 235 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5161 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2046 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
