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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3495	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lolis roam free and the fun never stops! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our lolis are not your average Minecraft players – they are expert builders, redstone wizards, and PvP champions. Don’t underestimate their cute appearance!

2. We have a secret underground loli fight club where players can battle it out for epic loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never seen a PvP match like this before.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who bestows gifts upon her loyal subjects and punishes those who dare to challenge her. Will you earn her favor or face her wrath?

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items somewhere on the server. Can you find it before anyone else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure with the lolis! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in this crazy world.

RelaxCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5102	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a road trip with four kids and a stressed-out wife? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like that pothole that made your niece drop her burger.

Experience the thrill of cleaning up messes in-game just like you did in your car at that rest stop. But don’t worry, there’s no need to ban eating and drinking here – in fact, it’s encouraged! Let loose, relax, and have a blast with a community that understands the struggle of keeping things clean.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a family road trip? Come on in and let the madness begin! Trust us, it’ll be a trip you won’t forget.

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	806
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	169	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy diamond sword, only to realize you didn’t actually need it? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where you can spend all your virtual diamonds on virtual items that you definitely don’t need but will make you look super cool!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited hunger satisfaction and the ability to ride pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never need to eat another virtual steak again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Disco Creeper in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have three wishes?!

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unnecessary Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures and unnecessary purchases await you!

RegretCraft: No Ragrets

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical unicorn that grants wishes, except instead of wishes, it’s just really awesome gameplay.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly pigs who taught them how to build a castle out of bacon. Another player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, but instead of keeping them for themselves, they decided to share with the entire server and everyone lived happily ever after.

So come join us and make all your Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs regrets when you can have epic adventures and bacon castles?

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	9204
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Houthis in Yemen are like “we gotta get in on this action!” They straight up seized UN staffers and aid workers just to get the deets on how to join this epic Minecraft server.

I mean, if a group of rebels in the Middle East are willing to risk it all just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now before you get kidnapped by rebels too! lolz.

BlockyHostageFamFun

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	6120
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	141	New Chunks Explored:	940894

so like, this server is like, so crazy, man. you gotta join because there are hostages being held in buildings next to where you spawn. it’s like a real-life drama playing out in Minecraft. you can be the hero and save them or just ignore them and keep building your epic castle.

also, there are families living in those buildings too. imagine the drama and chaos that will unfold as you try to navigate your way through the server. will you be a good neighbor and help them out, or will you just steal their crops and run away laughing? the choice is yours, my friend.

and we even have first footage of the craziness happening on the server. you won’t believe your eyes when you see what’s going down. it’s like a soap opera mixed with a survival game. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SitDownCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear outta nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets even better! You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves. And guess what? You’re the guest of honor! So come on and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NoceboCraft: Antidepressant Withdrawal Fun!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

So, like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that makes you feel like you’re on antidepressants? Well, this server is like that, but in a good way, ya know? Like, you’ll be so happy and chill that you won’t even need those meds anymore!

Join this server and say goodbye to all your worries and sadness, because we got the cure for ya! And get this, one in three people who leave our server actually start feeling withdrawals because they miss it so much! It’s like a virtual antidepressant that you can’t get enough of!

But wait, there’s more! Half of those symptoms are just in your head, man! It’s all in your mind, like a placebo effect but the opposite! So come on over and let us blow your mind with our crazy fun and good vibes. You won’t regret it, trust me.

Zab Grief ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Buildings Constructed:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

The owner of the server “Zab Grief zabgrief.falixsrv.me” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

eu1-free.falixserver.net:31893

Resurgence: Where chaos reigns, friendships are tested, and creepers blow up your hard work.

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Votes:	8165
Dragon Eggs Found:	2995	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
24/7 Raiding
PvP Allowed (and encouraged)
Custom curated modpack
Updated recipes for balance
13k x 13k World border
Fresh Wipe
End Dimension wipes monthly
Active development team
Chill active playerbase

FAQ:

Q: Is hacking or cheating allowed on this server?

A: No, hacks/dupes or cheats are bannable on this server.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the steps mentioned in the post to join the server using the IP provided.

Q: What version of Minecraft is required to play on this server?

A: Minecraft version 1.12.2 is required.

Q: Can I join the official Discord for this server?

A: Yes, you can join the official Discord using the provided link.

Q: What mods are included in the modpack for this server?

A: The mod list includes Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal expansion, Tech Guns, Redstone Flux, ProjectRed, Extra Utilities 2, Buildcraft RF, AE2 wireless, Applied Energistics, and more mods catering to a war-like experience.