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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crops Grown:	4838	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Emeralds Found:	2421
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9493
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	139
Buildings Constructed:	45	Divine Spears Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	184
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1451	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	854	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	7795	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9167
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!