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Pixel Punchline

clever comeback, clever diss, clever insult, clever insult ideas, clever insult without bad language, clever insult without cursing, clever insult without profanity, clever insult without swearing, clever put-down, clever retort, creative insult, creative insult ideas, insult, insult without swearing, non-offensive insult, non-profane insult, non-vulgar insult, PIXEL, PUNCHLINE, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

smp.me

Community, Community vote, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Server, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	84
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Semi-vanilla (more like vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	16+
Features	Proximity chat, Armor Stand Tools, Discord integration, Web based world map, Grief prevention, Community decisions, Sleep skip, Opt-in PVP, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Visit [smp.me](http://smp.me/) to apply.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 16 years or older.
What kind of plugins are used?	Plugins are used for grief prevention, Discord integration, web map, and more.
Are there any donator perks with advantages?	No, the server does not offer donator perks with advantages.

MysticCraftRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, album, boy band, celebrity fans, Concert, Dance, Entertainment, fan base, Fandom, favorite artists, favorite group, girl group, groupies, IDOLS, Kpop, Music, Music (Industry), music lovers, MysticCraftRealm, Performances, pop culture, songs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Potions Brewed:	65	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got pigs that can fly! Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And not just that, we also have llamas that spit fireballs like they’re straight outta a dragon’s mouth! It’s like a crazy circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures ever!

CakeDramaCraft

action, AITAH, anger, Apology, Birthday, brother, CakeDramaCraft, Communication, family, Father, high school student, hurt feelings, MONEY, OFFENDED, ownership, relationship, sharing, Siblings, stupid cake, telling off, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of your family stealing your cake and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server where you can bake all the cakes you want without anyone stealing a single crumb! No more arguments over who ate the last piece, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets to build the biggest cake castle!

Plus, if you’ve ever wanted to tell off your family for eating your cake and not owning up to it, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about standing up for your cake rights and making sure everyone knows that cake theft will not be tolerated!

So come join us on the most deliciously drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life cake when you can have virtual cake and virtual arguments instead? It’s a piece of cake to join, so don’t miss out on all the fun!

CraftyIntroverts

breaking out of comfort zone, building relationships, conquering fears, CraftyIntroverts, expanding social circle, introverted socializing, Introverts, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting new people, networking, overcoming shyness, personal growth, pushing boundaries, self improvement, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing, socializing as an introvert, stepping out of comfort zone, stepping out of shell., trying new things

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of being a social hermit in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for introverts to break out of their comfort zones and meet new people!

Join us on our server where you can build friendships as strong as diamond armor, mine for rare ores together, and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your social anxiety.

Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just accidentally fall into a pit of lava. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the introvert in you shine like a beacon of light in the dark caves of Minecraft!

Gaza Strip Life Drop – Men vs Women

Average, Conflict, Crisis, Decrease, Drop, gaza, Gaza Strip, health, humanitarian, Impact, indirect effects, Life, life expectancy, Men, MIDDLE EAST, missing people, mortality, statistics, Strip, study, Trauma, War, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL MAKE U LIVE LONGER THAN IN GAZA STRIP! WE PROMISE U WILL LIVE TIL U R 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL BUILDIN BLOCKS! MEN LIVE EVEN LONGER THAN WOMEN, LIKE WTF?! U MIGHT EVEN LIVE FOREVER IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHO KNOWS?! COME BUILD UR DREAM HOUSE AND NEVER DIE, YOLO!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, loot chests, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Player Shops, PvP, pvp arena, PvP battles, resource packs, Roleplay, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	7207

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Looking for more than just stacking blocks? At Bucketry, we’ve created a world where you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Treasure Hunts & Hidden Rewards
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, you can join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition using the URL mc.bucketry.net:19132

Q: Are there custom quests on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers quests that are designed to pull you into the story and offer rewards and a sense of progress and purpose.

Q: Can I build and customize my gear on the server?

A: Yes, you can forge weapons and armor with hundreds of custom enchantments to make them unique to you.

Q: Is there a land claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, you can claim land to build your empire or home base, defend it, grow it, and recruit creatures to keep it safe.

Q: How deep are the farming, mining, and fishing systems on the server?

A: The systems go deeper than the basics, offering rare crops, legendary fish, and goals worth chasing.

Q: Can I participate in treasure hunts and uncover hidden rewards on the server?

A: Yes, there are treasure hunts and hidden rewards to explore, uncover secrets, and claim loot that gives you an edge.

Q: Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can run a shop, trade smart, and climb the economic ranks in a community where every trade matters.

Q: Can I join community events and team challenges on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers community events and team challenges for players to join and have fun together.

Q: Are there streamlined systems in place to optimize gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, systems like storage and crafting have been optimized to allow players to spend more time adventuring and less time managing inventory.

Whimper’s End World 1.20.2

1.20.2, alternative career paths, changing industries, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate failure, corpotubing, gradual decline, Independent Success, indie, indie success, massive yabs, not with a bang but a whimper, profit vs passion, profitable option, quitting corporate, slow decline, talent drain, talent realization, talents slowly quitting, the way the world ends, whimpers, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s where all the cool kids are at, duh. Forget about those corporate servers, they’re so last season.

On this server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of indie gamers who are just killing it and making mad stacks. Who needs those big companies when you can be your own boss and rake in the dough?

So, come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to the corporate overlords. Let’s build our own empire, one block at a time. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server

animal hospital, bio-fluid, Boss, conversation starter, doggone, exaggerating, fact check, fiance’s dog scrotum, Fun, gross, leaking, living room, losing my mind, Permission, pet, ScrotumCraft, Server, throwing away, Tick, Trouble, Unique, WIBTA, work from home

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing interesting to talk about? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a totally unique experience that will have everyone talking – just like that dog’s scrotum your fiance brought home!

Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.

So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?

NoPantsNoSleepMC

Bedroom clothing., bedtime attire, boxers, Briefs, comfortable clothing, lingerie, lounge wear, Night robe, Nightdress, nightgown, Nightwear, NoPantsNoSleepMC, PAJAMAS, shorts, sleep attire, sleep pants, Sleep shirt, sleep shorts, Sleepwear, t-shirt, underwear

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your computer screen! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of exploding TNT, and hunting down elusive pink sheep for their magical wool.

And hey, if you’re not convinced yet, just know that on our server, wearing pants to sleep is strictly forbidden. That’s right, we believe in the freedom to let your legs breathe while you dream of diamond pickaxes and creeper explosions. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).