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Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Crops Grown:	6500	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Votes:	5637	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

#venting, 4chan, Abuse, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boards, bored, Boring, Community, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Conversation, discussion, internet, Join, Minecraft, online culture, online forums, r9k, Server, social media, trolling, Wacky

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	969
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Cheap, CHEEKY, CraftyFarts, Dio Brando, Drama, FANTASY, Filthy Acts, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, popular series, power, Reasonable Price, Shenanigans, SHONEN, Stand User, Supernatural, Villain

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

America, american culture, American dream, American heritage, american history, american identity, American spirit, American values, Democracy, home of the brave, INDEPENDENCE, Land of opportunity, land of the free, Liberty, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	9
Potions Brewed:	115	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Star Shards Collected:	100
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1104
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

Accountability, activism, Archive, Awareness, CHANGE, chuds, Communication, CraftyLies, Digital Detox, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, ignorance, internet, Misinformation, Noticing, Overrated, Posting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, society, Truth

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1408	Runes Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, Community Events, competitive, console, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, PC, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

anti-social, antisocial, changes, Communication, depression, disconnect, Friends, Hiding, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Normie, Recovery, room, self improvement, Server, Social Skills, socially awkward, society, Technology, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!