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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8812 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3863 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.
Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!
