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Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1438	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big budget games all suck and normies are nowhere to be found! Why waste your time playing those mainstream games when you can join us for some truly epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with insane builds that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underground lairs, our players have created some truly jaw-dropping creations. And the best part? You can join in on the fun and build your own masterpiece!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. From parkour challenges that will test your skills to PvP battles that will leave you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those boring big budget games when you can join us for some truly unforgettable Minecraft adventures? Come join us today and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Crackers: Where Even Pixels Can’t Be Oppressed

activism, civil rights, crackers, Crafty, discrimination, equality, Minority representation, minority rights, oppressed, pixels, population statistics, racial activism, racial awareness, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial inequality, racial justice, racial minorities, social justice, systemic racism, white minority, white privilege

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns guarding our precious diamonds! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine and became the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest enchanted items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have joined our dance parties! So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Hit Me Up in Minecraft

anger, bottling up, control, coping, counseling, emotional regulation, emotions, emotions management, Hit, Hitting, impulse control, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Outburst, Release, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, Therapy, urges

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	New Chunks Explored:	875407
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!

KanaCraft: Renai LOLculation Server

10 years, 450000 times, addiction, Anime, Daily, Dedication, Fan, internet, japanese, Kana Hanazawa, KanaCraft, LOLculation, meme, Music, Obsession, Otaku, record-breaking, Renai, Renai Circulation, Repetition, Server, viral, voice actor

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the most dedicated fans of Kana Hanazawa’s “Renai Circulation” are welcome! 🎶

Picture this: a man who listened to this iconic song 450,000 times in just 10 years has graced our server with his presence. That’s right, he’s practically a LEGEND in the making!

Join us for a chance to meet this music aficionado and maybe even challenge him to a dance-off in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation on YouTube with your epic Minecraft moves!

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the music of Kana Hanazawa guide you to victory! 🕺💃

Blocky Banter

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!

IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

DATING, discrimination, EXCUSE, Excuses, IncelCraft, Insecurity, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, poobro, Poobros, Race, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Therapy, toxic masculinity, white girlfriend, white incel

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5384	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love or Hate

blocky, charismatic, cool guy, cute, death metal, Entertaining, funny, Gaming, hate, hate it, hololive, love, love it, mori calliope, Music, Rap, regular basis, STREAMS, TALENTED, trending, Unique, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	9654	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and play with the one and only Mori Calliope! She’s not just a pretty cool guy, she’s also a master builder who can create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, creepers that explode into rainbows, and diamonds that rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by Notch himself. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

GTX1070 StruggleCraft: Where even your graphics card can’t handle the fun!

1080p, CARD, crisis situation, Frustration, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming disappointment, gaming expectations, gaming experience, gaming graphics, gaming performance, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, graphics, Graphics Card, gtx1070, handle, hardware struggles, medium settings, Old Game, performance issues, StruggleCraft, unexpected

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2222
Star Shards Collected:	220	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of your GTX1070 struggling to keep up with 1080p medium settings on a 9-year-old game? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Our server is so intense that your GTX1070 will thank you for the break from the crisis situation it’s been in.

With modern HTML formatting and lolzy descriptions, our server will have you laughing and playing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Battle Royale: Civilizations Clash

battle, blocky, bugeaters, Civilization, Civilizations, clash, clash of civilizations, collapse, cultural conflict, Defeat, DOMINATE, final clash, future of humanity, gayrope, geopolitical competition, global domination, Globohomo, new world order, power struggle, Royale.., societal evolution, super civilization, trannie, Victory, world history

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dominate the future of humanity and establish a new super civilization! Forget about gayrope falling apart and globohomo trannie bugeaters, this is where the real action is at.

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and the chance to build your own empire. Who needs real life when you can rule over a virtual world with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly legendary. Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Items Found:	1414
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for drama, and battle creepers with the ferocity of a warrior on a sugar rush!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who once stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes for the dankest of jokes. Legend has it, if you find this village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, there’s a dungeon guarded by a dragon who hoards emeralds like a magpie on steroids. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery beast and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off… with your pickaxe as your partner!