Blockhead Bruises

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	994683	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Asta, black swan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Imaginary Erudition, kafka, Light Cone Banners, Luka, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Potions Brewed:	158	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	623694	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

KidCraftWeekendFun

#breastfeeding, Argument, baby, childcare, Communication, diaper bag, diaper change, double date, family time, Frustration, getting ready, Help, husband, KidCraftWeekendFun, parenting, SAHM, shower, stress, Support, Toddler, weekend

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Enchantments Applied:	228	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyFeministRevolution

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	196
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

Blocky Edge Cases

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7800
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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