”>he’s not Nacho-pilled Minecraft SMP”

Caring, comfort, compassion, emotional, Empathy, feeling bad, Hes, Minecraft, Nacho, Nacho cheese, Nacho community, Nacho empathy, Nacho enthusiast, Nacho lover, Nacho solidarity, Nacho support, Nachopilled, not Nachopilled, Sadness, smp, Support, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9092
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchantments Applied:	111

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and rules are meant to be broken.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance in the End dimension.

But that’s not all! We have legendary stories of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks, defeated the Wither with nothing but a wooden sword, and tamed a pack of wolves to do their bidding.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness today!

Putin’s Pixelated Plots

authoritarian regime, control, demise, Endurance, influence, international relations, leadership, Longevity, Manipulation, opposition, pixelated, Plots, political longevity, power struggle, predictions, Putins, resilience, resistance, Russian politics, speculation, uncertainty, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2395
Emeralds Found:	8949	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our minecraft server where vladimir putin himself rules with an iron fist! he rides around on a giant bear, throwing potatoes at anyone who dares challenge his power. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the inevitable zombie apocalypse that vladimir putin has been warning us about for years. he even has a secret stash of vodka hidden away for emergencies.

if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of vladimir putin riding a unicorn through the enchanted forest. rumor has it that he’s actually a wizard in disguise, using his magical powers to keep the server running smoothly.

so come join us on the endless ends of vladimir putin and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind minecraft experience!

Monkey Island Minecraft Server

3D Graphics, 90s games, adventure game, classic games, graphic style, humor, ISLAND, lucasarts, Minecraft, MONKEY, monkey island, Nostalgia, nostalgia gaming, old fags, old games, picture book style, point-and-click, Puzzles, references, retro gaming, return to monkey island, Server, video game

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Farms Harvested:	847
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Towns Built:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past with a modern twist!

Join us and relive the nostalgia of the 90s with our unique gameplay that will make you feel like a kid again. Our puzzles will challenge your mind and our humor will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our graphic style is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Say goodbye to clean and polished graphics, because we’ve got that unclean, angled picture book style that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HackCraft SMP – Homebrew and Hacking Shenanigans

3DS, aroma beta, atmosphere, endgame exploit, goldHEN, HackCraft, HACKING, Henlo, homebrew, libhijacker, luma3DS, og xbox, PPPwn, ps3, ps4, PS5, SDUSB, Shenanigans, smp, Switch, tiramisu, vita, Wii U

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re so wild that players literally can’t leave their houses because the thread dies if they do. Join us for a rollercoaster of events and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is like no other, with safe firmwares that will blow your mind. From 3DS exploits to Vita hacks, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t even get us started on the OG Xbox exploit that was released – it’s like a game changer on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy news updates like the Aroma Beta-22 for Wii U and the GoldHEN 2.4b17.3 for PS4/PS5. Plus, who could forget the Twilight Menu++ 27.6.0 for DSi/3DS – it’s a game library on steroids.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that’s so off-the-wall that players are literally trapped in their virtual homes? Come join the madness and see for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperCursingKidz

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Votes:	348	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where kids are banned and adults rule the land! No more running around and knocking things over, just peaceful building and crafting.

Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can yell at pixelated kids all you want without any consequences. Our community is full of patient and understanding players who will support you in your quest for peace and quiet.

So why wait? Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience like no other. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that listen to you? Join now and let the calmness wash over you like a wave of relaxation.

PettyPeevesMC

annoying habits, annoying tendencies, bothersome habits, everyday irritations, frustrating actions, insignificant annoyances, irrational annoyances, irrational behavior, irrational triggers, irritating quirks, little things that annoy, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor pet peeves, Pet Peeves, PettyPeevesMC, small annoyances, small irritations, tiny annoyances, trivial irritations, vexing behaviors

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	88553
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of getting triggered by tiny things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of that person who chews too loudly or create a lava pit for those who leave the toilet seat up. Let your pet peeves fuel your creativity in our wacky and wild server! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a replica of your annoying neighbor’s house, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can unleash chaos on their virtual property. So why wait? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Australian, Ban kids, Censorship, children, cyberbullying, digital literacy, digital wellbeing, internet regulation, Media consumption, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, online privacy, online safety, parenting, poll, Q&A, restrict harmful social media content, screen time, Server, social media, Technology, YouGov, youth protection

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

hey u, ya u, r u tired of kiddos ruining ur minecraft experience? do u hate seeing all that toxic social media drama while u tryna build ur epic castle? well, join our server where we BAN kids and restrict all that harmful social media crap! u can finally play in peace without some squeaker yelling in ur ear or seeing drama about who unfollowed who on insta. come join us and live ur best minecraft life without all the annoying distractions. trust us, u won’t regret it!

KurskBufferZoneCraft

buffer zone, cnn, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, KurskBufferZoneCraft, kyiv, Military, News, Politics, Russian bridge, Tension, Ukraine, War, world affairs, Zelensky

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	6081
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own Kursk ‘buffer zone’ and blow up Russian bridges like a boss.

imagine this: u and ur squad of minecraft warriors are defending ur territory from the evil Russian invaders. u gotta strategize, build epic fortresses, and blow up bridges to keep them at bay. it’s like a real-life war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

plus, the community is lit AF. u can team up with other players, form alliances, and dominate the server together. it’s like a virtual battlefield where anything goes.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftwarriors #russianbridgesgoboom

Rise & Grind MC: Sun’s Up, Pickaxes Out! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Whitelist Community

Biomes, building, close-knit, Community, continent, dedicated server, Discord, Engaging, Experience, Feedback, Friends, grind, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pickaxes, Positive, quality of life, Rise, Seasonal Events, Semivanilla, Server, Special, Suggestions, Suns, Uptime, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	555
Star Shards Collected:	169	Chimeras Created:	2

Dawn MC Server

Overview

Dawn MC is a Semi-Vanilla experience focused on enhancing the quality of life and multiplayer fun, while keeping the classic vanilla gameplay we all know and love. Our features are designed to subtly improve vanilla gameplay for a more enjoyable experience, without drastically altering the core mechanics. Dawn MC stays true to the simplicity of vanilla, offering a clean and balanced environment.

Rules

Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
21+ community only.
Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area, which is reserved for the Shopping District.
Seek approval from nearby players if you plan to build close to their area.

Join Us

To summarize, we’re a friendly and welcoming community looking to make some new friends! Our focus is on delivering an exceptional player experience, from hosting frequent seasonal events to maintaining a high-performance dedicated server with excellent uptime. If this sounds like the kind of place you’d enjoy, we’d love to have you apply! The application is quick and easy with no right or wrong answers—just share your interest, and we’ll be excited to welcome you into our community!

Apply Here

If you need to reach us or need information about your application status please join our Discord.

World Map

This wipe we’re building on a big continent which (almost) has all different biomes! Check out the world map here!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Dawn MC been around?	Our community has been around for over four years.
What are the age requirements for the community?	21+ community only.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to maintain a respectful and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the above section for details.
What is the server focus?	Our focus is on delivering an exceptional player experience and maintaining a close-knit community atmosphere.

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server

AQUARIUM, aquatic entertainment, Beautiful, Enchanting, Entertainment, fairytale, FANTASY, fins, MAGICAL, marine life, Mermaid, MermaidMayhem, mesmerizing, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Performance, sea creatures, Server, Show, surreal, Tail, Underwater, water show

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

So, I went to a mermaid show today and let me tell you, it was wild! These mermaids were doing backflips and singing underwater like it was no big deal. But then, out of nowhere, a giant squid showed up and started challenging the mermaids to a dance-off. It was epic! And guess what? You can experience all this craziness and more on our Minecraft server! Dive into a world where mermaids and squids have dance battles and where the ocean is your playground. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic underwater showdowns you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP: /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers

ACO, Advanced UI, AUTOMATIC1111, Beginner UI, city96, comfy UI, ddg, debo, DEGEN, Diamond, Easy Diffusion, EDG, flux, Fooocus, Forge, Free and Open Source, gatherers, gpu performance, grist, hdg, Hunyuan DIT, img2img, Index of guides, invoke AI, ldg, local ], LoRAs, mage.space, maintain thread quality, Metastable, Minecraft, Model Ranking, nodes, Online Tools, pixart sigma, Related boards, rentry.org, rentrysd, sd-performance, SD.Next, SD3, SDG, sdg-link, sdvae, smp, stabilityai, swarm UI, text-to-image models, thread quality, Training, Trash, txt2img, ui design, Vae, vtai

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more chaos than a chicken jockey riding a spider.

Join us for a chance to use text-to-image models that are so advanced, they’ll make your builds look like they were made by Notch himself. Our UI is so comfy, it’s like building in creative mode with a stack of diamonds in your inventory.

But wait, there’s more! Want to rank your models and show off your pixel art skills? We’ve got Flux, Pixart Sigma, and Hunyuan DIT models that will make your creations pop like a beacon in the night.

And don’t worry about GPU performance, we’ve got benchmarks that will make your computer run smoother than a freshly greased piston. Plus, you can try out our models online without even registering, because we believe in freedom for all players.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who needs diamonds when you’ve got models and memes to create? Let’s craft some memories together on our insane Minecraft SMP!

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