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NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	1632

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8349
Players Killed by Monsters:	4753	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Players Killed by Monsters:	3276
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ores Mined:	6448

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1938	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!