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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7481 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!