n recap love and romance Minecraft Servers

n recap love and romance Minecraft Servers

  • Vaginal Births R Us

    Vaginal Births R Us
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7481
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 154 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

    u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

    and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

    so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WorksAsIntended

    WorksAsIntended
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3502
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dimension Hops: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP 150.136.8.41
    Current Version Beta 1.6
    World Started Infdev 20100327
    Proxy Betacraft proxy used
    Java Arguments Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
    Rules No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
    Server Maintenance Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
    Updates Weekly updates decided by vote
    Server Versions Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
    Discord https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Are there any rules on the server?

    There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

    2. How often are updates released?

    Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

    3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

    The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

    Ethereal Haven 1.20.5
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4860
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

    We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

    You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

    So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • KingdomofScares

    KingdomofScares
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3611
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 902175
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Runes Activated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8972
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1870 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • DopamineCraft

    DopamineCraft
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7666
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • PixelPope’s AI Adventure

    PixelPope’s AI Adventure
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7302
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.

    ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.

    join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Painful Pixel Pals

    Painful Pixel Pals
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2983
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 6086
    Crops Grown: 9707 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

    u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

    we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

    Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 1241
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about snake bites!

    We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler!

    With crazy builds, insane minigames, and more memes than you can shake a stick at, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted your time anywhere else!

    So come on down and join the party – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BlockyBlowjobBlues

    BlockyBlowjobBlues
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7701
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP