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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9331 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!