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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6227 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
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