mythpat roast – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CuttingCraftsman Minecraft SMP: The Reel Deal
blade runner, Career-killer, Cut, CuttingCraftsman, Deal, dialogue, editing, First Blood, Happy Ending, harrison ford, Howard Stern, Minecraft, movies, production issues, Reel, ridley scott, Rough cut, salvaged, Shooting script, smp, stallone, Studio, Theatrical cut, voiceover
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where editing is key to success! Just like how Stallone salvaged First Blood by cutting out his dialogue, you too can turn your Minecraft builds from disaster to masterpiece with some epic editing skills.
Join us and unleash your inner director as you edit your way to victory. Who needs a Hollywood happy ending when you can create your own epic storyline in the world of Minecraft? Take inspiration from Blade Runner and avoid the pitfalls of bad editing by crafting your world with precision and creativity.
So come on, join our SMP and show off your editing prowess. Who knows, you might just turn your Minecraft creations into blockbusting hits!

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Ex’sNarcissisticRevealMCServer
Abuse, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Emotional Abuse, ExsNarcissisticRevealMCServer, family drama, Honesty, intervention, Manipulation, meddling, mental health, narcissistic tendencies, red flags, relationship, revealing secrets, toxic behavior, Trust, vindictive behavior, warning signs
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of my brother Zain’s relationship with the infamous Amber.
Amber is not your average Minecraft player – she’s a master manipulator, causing chaos wherever she goes. From revealing family secrets to exploiting innocent seamstresses, Amber’s antics will keep you on your toes.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join us as we navigate through the tangled web of relationships, where even friends like Laura get caught in the crossfire. Will she spill the tea to Salim about Amber’s past? Only time will tell on our server.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, look no further. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that rivals the best soap operas out there. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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NoTripForYouLOL
adulting, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, financial obligations, financial responsibility, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, money management, NoTripForYouLOL, personal finance, self reflection, self-care, Selfishness, setting boundaries, travel expenses, travel plans, trip cancellation.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable friends ruining your plans! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.
Imagine this: You and your friend are about to embark on a journey to the farthest reaches of the Minecraft world. You’ve booked your flights, reserved your hotel, and everything is set for an epic adventure. But wait, your friend suddenly can’t afford to go and expects you to foot the bill? Not on our server!
Join us and leave behind the drama of unreliable friends who can’t manage their finances. On our server, you’ll never have to deal with selfish companions who expect you to cover their expenses. It’s all about fun, friendship, and building amazing creations together.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the guilt and sleepless nights behind, and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

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2055GoogleMC SMP
2055GoogleMC, Advanced technology, Curiosity, Future, future communication, future culture, future discoveries, future exploration, future information, future internet, future inventions, future knowledge, future society, future trends, future world, futuristic society, google search, smp, Technology, Time Jump, time travel, waking up in the future
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the year is 2055 and the world has been taken over by sentient chickens! Join us as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with clucking chaos and eggcellent adventures.
But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against our feathered foes – the legendary Diamond Chicken Sword! Crafted from the finest feathers and enchanted with the power of poultry, this sword will make you cluck all the way to victory.
Join us on this epic quest to overthrow our chicken overlords and reclaim the Minecraft world for humanity! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and start Googling for the best chicken recipes to celebrate our inevitable victory!

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BlockyBreakups
annoying habits, BlockyBreakups, Breakups, DATING, deal breakers, funny, high maintenance, INSIGNIFICANT, nitpicking, Pet Peeves, petty reasons, quirky, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, Shallow, silly reasons, stopped dating, superficial, trivial, turn-offs
Are you tired of dating players who don’t know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is full of skilled crafters who know their way around a crafting table! Join us and find your perfect crafting partner today!
One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!
Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!

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KurskCraft: Emergency Edition
border control, civilian safety, conflict escalation, Crisis, defense readiness, Edition, emergency, emergency measures, emergency protocols, government response, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military intervention, military presence, national defense, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute
hey u! yes u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this one! why u ask? cuz in this server, we got a whole city of talking cows who love to dance to disco music all day long! not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where u can ride on giant chickens and shoot laser beams at creepers!
oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to russia in the server? yea, that’s right! u can visit the state of emergency in kursk and help fight off the evil incursion with your trusty diamond sword! but be careful, cuz the zombies there are extra spicy and will try to steal your enchanted armor!
so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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WeekendSurvival
horror films, horror flicks, horror genre, horror movie characters, horror movie cliches, horror movie plot, horror movie settings, horror movie survival, horror movie themes, horror movie tropes, horror movies, night time horror, night time terror, scary movies, survival horror, Survive the night, Suspense, Thriller, weekend, weekend horror, WeekendSurvival
join our minecraft server if you want to survive the night during the weekend like in those horror movies but without the scary stuff because we have unicorns and rainbows instead.
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies dance the thriller dance and the creepers do the macarena.
if you join us, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and explore the mystical land of cheeseburgers and ice cream mountains.
we have a special event where you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance off and if you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds.
come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you laugh until you cry and then cry until you laugh again.

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AminoGlycoCraft
adverse effects, AminoGlycoCraft, Aminoglycoside antibiotics, antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, bacterial infections, common use, drug development, Drug Interactions, drug safety, Healthcare, hearing loss, kidney damage, Medical research, metabolic health, microbial resistance, Pharmacology, potential risks, public health, side effects, treatment guidelines
so, like, u know how u always on the lookout for a sick minecraft server to join, right? well, lemme tell u bout this one, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for ur brain cells, dude.
first off, the admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a house made entirely out of diamonds? they got u covered. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? no problem, they’ll hook u up.
but wait, there’s more. the mobs on this server are no joke, man. they’re like supercharged with caffeine or somethin’, they’ll keep u on ur toes at all times. and don’t even get me started on the loot drops, it’s like christmas every time u kill a zombie.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. u gotta solve riddles and navigate through booby traps to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about aminoglycoside antibiotics along the way. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

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I’m hosting a version of the Stanford vacation experiment. No mods, just fun!

activities, AUTHORITY, dynamics, effects, Environment, Experiment, Explore, Fun, Google form, Guards, Hosting, Lil_KleinStein, Minecraft, Mods, Other, participants, perceived power, power, Prison, prisoners, Roles, sign up, stanford, stanford prison experiment, vacation, Version

Server Name	Lil_KleinStein’s Prison Experiment
Server Type	Minecraft
Objective	Explore the effects of perceived power and authority within a Minecraft prison setting
Roles	Prisoners and Guards
Participation	Various activities mimicking dynamics of a prison environment

FAQ:

Q: How can I sign up for the Lil_KleinStein’s Prison Experiment?

A: All information and how to sign up can be found in this google form.

Q: What happens after I sign up?

A: You will be assigned a role as either a prisoner or guard and will participate in the activities within the Minecraft prison setting.

Q: How long does the experiment last?

A: The duration of the experiment may vary, but typically it lasts for a specific period determined by the organizers.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow during the experiment?

A: Yes, participants are expected to follow the rules and guidelines set by the organizers to ensure a smooth and successful experiment.

Q: Can I participate if I am new to Minecraft or inexperienced with the game?

A: All levels of experience are welcome to participate in the experiment. The focus is on the dynamics of power and authority, rather than gaming skills.

CelticCraft Minecraft Server
bagpipes, CelticCraft, challenge, change my mind, Cool, culture, debate, Europe, Haggis, heritage, Kilts, Minecraft, scottish, Scottish culture, Scottish food, scottish history, scottish music, Scottish pride, Scottish traditions, Server, tartan, Traditions
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Highland fling with a side of haggis! Join us and immerse yourself in the coolest culture in all of yuropa – Scottish culture! We’ve got bagpipes playing in the background, sheep roaming freely, and players wearing kilts while battling it out in epic PvP battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Nessie in our custom-made Loch Ness biome. So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craic like never before!

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