We got senior Palestinian diplomats celebrating terror attacks like it’s their birthday, spreading more antisemitism than a rabid parrot with a megaphone! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes.
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When you join our server, you will feel a sense of self-transcendence like never before. You will feel connected to something larger than yourself, like a giant blocky tree or a majestic pixelated mountain. And guess what? This feeling of connection will make you want to help and cooperate with others.
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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful riches? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a wild herd of pixelated llamas?
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Why should you join this crazy SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have New Years Whoopee events that will blow your mind, Ensuring Loyalty quests that will test your loyalty to the server, and Induction ceremonies that will make you feel like a true member of the pack!
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Imagine waking up in your Minecraft world, ready to conquer the day, only to find your virtual boyfriend trying to change the water pressure in your virtual shower because it’s “too high”. Say goodbye to unwanted interference and hello to complete creative freedom.
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But don’t worry, on this server, we’ll teach you everything you need to know about crafting, building, and surviving in the world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who will teach you Pig Latin like you’ve never heard before. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you start oinking out complex sentences like a pro.
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and get this, the beluga whale was found dead near norway. like, what was it doing there? was it on a secret mission? did it get caught and have to sacrifice itself for the greater good? who knows, man.
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