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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8971 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
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