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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7912 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
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