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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5213 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4782 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!