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Adventurous Amelia’s Minecraft SMP Anticipation Thread

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get ready for some detective work because Amelia Watson is leading the charge! This SMP is filled with adorable dorky moments and crazy investigations. Last time, we uncovered a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting world domination. Who knows what we’ll find next?! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to solve some mysteries with Ame!

CraftyDelivery Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyDelivery, DoorDash, emotional labor, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, food insecurity, household contributions, household responsibilities, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative behavior, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling-in-law relationships, trauma dumping, unemployed relative, working multiple jobs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Dragon Eggs Found:	7103
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Runes Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	713911	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with your unpleasant sister-in-law!

Join us for a chance to order all the DoorDash burritos you want without anyone giving you the stink eye. No more jealousy issues or sulky stares while you enjoy your food in peace.

Build your dream house without worrying about a mountain of dishes piling up in the sink, because on our server, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual home without any unwanted houseguests.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you for ordering food delivery right in front of them – here, you can order as much DoorDash as your heart desires without any judgment.

So come join our server and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you can build your own world free from negative vibes and trauma dumps. Let’s craft away the stress and have some fun!

TowMyNeighborCarLOL

apartment, apartment living, car towed, code of conduct, Community Rules, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, Etiquette, Frustration, husband, monthly payment, Neighborhood, neighbors, neighbors staring, parking space, parking spot, towing, TowMyNeighborCarLOL, work

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	342	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner parking warrior! Tired of coming home from mining all day only to find someone has taken your spot in front of your virtual blocky house? Join us and show those pesky neighbors who’s boss by having their virtual cars towed!

Just like in real life, you have the option to pay for a parking spot each month in our virtual apartment complex. But beware, if someone dares to steal your spot, feel free to unleash the wrath of your pixelated tow truck and watch as chaos ensues in the neighborhood.

Don’t worry about breaking any virtual codes of conduct, because on our server, anything goes! So come join us and let the towing wars begin!

ObtainLoveMinecraftSMP

finding love, love achievement, love advice, love commitment, love connection, love discovery, love exploration, love fulfillment, love goal, love journey, love partnership, love pursuit, love quest, love satisfaction, Love Success, obtain true love, ObtainLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship tips, soulmate search, true love

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	1679
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP! We have a secret potion that guarantees you’ll find true love in the game. Just drink it and watch as all the creepers and skeletons start fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft bae.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power in the game.

Join us on this wild adventure filled with love potions, diamond chickens, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just find true love and become the richest player on the server. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

CraftyCreeperCafe

CraftyCreeperCafe, creativity, deep, Food, Fun, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Identity, imagination, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, metaphorical, Personality, Philosophical, question.., Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, Thought-provoking, Unique

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3590	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crops Grown:	9442	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and fun!

Join us and you’ll feel like a delicious slice of pizza, covered in all your favorite toppings of adventure, creativity, and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you want to be a part of a community that’s as zesty as a jalapeno popper and as sweet as a chocolate lava cake, then come on over and join us! Who knows, you might just discover that you’re the ultimate foodie of the Minecraft world.

TwitCraftDownUndr

Argument, Australia, avoidance, child safety, Communication, compliance, consequences, digital platform, Failure, Fine, internet, law enforcement, Legal, loophole, online presence, penalty, Regulation, social media, Technology, TwitCraftDownUndr, twitter

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mines Excavated:	3238
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so like, u know how australia is all strict with their child safety laws n stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage kids to join and play minecraft all day long, no rules, no restrictions!

we even have a special area called the “twitter zone” where kids can tweet all day long without any supervision. one time, this kid tried to avoid a child safety fine by saying twitter doesn’t exist, but we got his back and told the authorities that twitter is just a made up thing.

join our server for a wild ride of chaos, fun, and questionable decision making! who needs safety when you have minecraft, right?

Basket Toss Mania

Accuracy, athletes, Basket, baskets, challenge, Competition, Creative, Entertainment, Event, Fun, Game, Mania, Plastic, Practice, skill, Sport, Stack, supermarket, Target, Throwing, Toss, Training, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

join our epic minecraft server where you can throw plastic supermarket baskets and try to land them on the stack like a pro! who needs swords and pickaxes when you can master the art of basket throwing? become the ultimate basket champion and show off your skills to all your friends. plus, rumor has it that if you land 100 baskets in a row, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become a basket throwing legend!

Crafty Suffering Minecraft Server

acceptance, Adversity, Challenges, coping, Crafty, emotional well being, Endurance, existentialism, Hardship, Life, life is suffering, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Pain, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, resilience, Self Discovery, Server, Struggle, Suffering

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5444	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	127	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to experience the true meaning of “life is suffering” in Minecraft. We have crazy challenges like trying to survive in a world where every block is made of lava, or battling giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Console Virtual Reality PC Gaming Minecraft SMP

console, console gaming, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming competitions, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming devices, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming news, gaming peripherals, gaming platforms, gaming reviews, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, Reality, smp, video games, virtual, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Animals Bred:	44
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a lake. But things took a turn for the weird when the chicken came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! Now, our server is known for its abundance of diamond chickens roaming around causing mischief.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak in Shakespearean English. Imagine having a deep conversation with a llama about the meaning of life while mining for diamonds – only on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us and see which way the white man leads you on this crazy adventure!

WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

borderline diagnosis, cheating ex, Disappointment, Emotional rollercoaster, ex-girlfriend drama, family conflict, family dynamics, maxed out credit card, medication, negative feelings, past issues, refusing to go, relationship boundaries, stolen ring, Therapy, unresolved emotions, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wife’s brother’s wedding, WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	5280	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships, ex-girlfriends, and family drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your own crazy life and dive into someone else’s drama? Look no further!

Join now to experience the thrill of dealing with a brother-in-law who is marrying your ex-girlfriend. Will you attend the wedding or stir up some trouble? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of stolen diamond rings, maxed out credit cards, and lies spread like wildfire.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore the depths of emotional rollercoasters, irrational fears, and self-esteem issues.

So come on down to our server and join the fun – because who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?