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LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	380947	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CreepervilleCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Void Gems Collected:	35

Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

age gap, ask me anything, attraction, Boundaries, Child protection, civil discussion, consent, controversial, Ethics, harmful behavior, illegal, Little Girls, mental health, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, PIXEL, playhouse, Psychology, Server, social norms, stigma, taboo, Therapy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Villages Defended:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

advice, Blonde hair, blue eyes, campus environment, campus flyers, campus safety, college, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Friend, girl, Haitian migrants, inclusion, Minecraft, Nervous, racial profiling, racial tension, smp, STARING, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, Unsafe, white college girl

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	6957
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!