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Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	85	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	581
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Farms Harvested:	923

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

kriegcraft.com:25569

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

15.204.60.178:25570

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7018
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!