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EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8499	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Towns Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchantments Applied:	235	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Animals Bred:	85	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Crops Grown:	6416

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	1301
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	162	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

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Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Crafty Creepers

Crafty, CREEPERS, Decline, excessive DLC, focus on profit over player experience, gaming industry, homogenization, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of player choice, microtransactions, outdated graphics, overemphasis on graphics, poor storytelling, Quality, repetitive gameplay, rushed development, toxic communities, unoriginal ideas, video games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

90s, cathode ray tube, classic, computer monitors, computer screens, Cool, cooler, Crafty, CREEPERS, crt monitors, crts, Display, display technology, electronics, Gaming, McCraftface, Monitors, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Technology, video games, vintage, visual display

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8159
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!